Betsy, comes to Secretius.

"Master," said Betsy
I saw my companion yesterday.
My companion was upset and said some unkind words about me.
How can I become enlightened
so that unkind words no longer hurt me.?"

"Did she ruin your day?" inquired Secretius.

"No, Master," said Betsy, "I had a lovely day.
But the words hurt me at the time."

"That's fucking good enough," said Secretius.
"How can you expect to go through life without any discomfort?
Are you on drugs?"

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