Thirteen Ways of Looking at Stupid Americans

i

You can lead the American people to the Internet,
but you can't make them think.

ii

The problem is perhaps that
half the American people have an IQ of 100 or less.
To many 100 does not seem adequate.

iii

Americans value the freedom to believe
whatever the fuck they want,
for I am just as good as you.

iv

They are individuals first and foremost.
The collective is an afterthought,
and a result.

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