new words
(for new times)

It's not an airport, it's an airplaneport.
 

evilutionary
 

idiopoetic
 

rememories
 

yousual
 

Lower brain-stem candy.
 

Green-light district
 

What is delusion and what is lusion?
 

In the interest of being PC, I believe the phrase should now be "Gay as a three-dollar bill."
 

Here is a useful neologism: unimpeccable
 

Godhog Day
 

Clam the fuck down.
 

The word "romantic" come from being "of the nature of a literary romance." We should replace it now with "cinematic."
 

The daily chum
 

A useful neo-cliché:
A day without ____, is a day without rain.
 

tChing
 

Gräfenberg spot on.
 

Typo of Note: persona life
 

I am wor(l)d weary
 

New Words for New Times™: Heisenberg uncertainty behavior — the way people change when you look at them.
 

New word for New Times ™:
antractive
[a cold off-putting beauty. A combination of attractive and Antarctic.]
 

.. at some point, the endorkins kick in
 

Jesusiffic
 

New word: wowman
 

Neologism: neo-paleo
 

Bull-shit / bull-sweet
 

Wemen like women.
 

. . . the symbilical chord.
 

wowman
 

Useful pop-words: philosobabble, pop-philosophy
 

significandy
 

Of course I am proud to be an American. I am ashamed to be an American as well.
 

thinkink
 

The ego is relentless, and vigilant. Even being normal, it congratulates itself upon so being.
 

twitterosophy
 

mentor / de-mentor
 

A Snappy Comeback: .You have a nice day!
 

pruining
 

relaxed fit | up-tight fit
 

survivewalk
 

New Acronyms for New Times®: SIIOYA Sorry if I offended you, asshole!
 

New Acronyms for New Times®: IWSTTYF(BINT!) I wouldn't say that to your face (because it's not true)
 

New Acronyms for New Times®: DHM don't hit me (used instead of a Smiley or LOL)
 

funshine
 

missense
 

New Useless Word®: a chimputer
 

A Useful Meaningless Concept™: PG porn
 

Since most high schoolers are afraid of gay people, a good name for a high school sports team that would put fear into the hearts of the opposing team, would be The Gayrods.
 

New words for new times®: the pontifuckator
 

A modern form of intelligence could be called clicktelligence.
 

New Words for New Times®: shitistics
 

A Less than Useful Phrase (LTUPs): You call that a shit!
 

I seek youtopia.
 

New Words for New Times™: "No can fuck..."
 

New Word for New Times™: pontiphorisms
 

Compare: paper dolls, paper profit, paperwork
 

A cool-ish name: Proliffany
 

nubile /oldbile
 

I am not sure I actually exits. I am an a-me-ist.
 

Fail-your / fail-mine
 

workless / worthless.
 

What is the proper feminine form of "lout"? Loutessa? Loutette? Lady Lout?
 

Philosophers: free range scholars.
 

exploratalking
 

"All right, let's fuck it!"
 

Inappropriate uses of the word inappropriate: inappropriately real inappropriately genuine inappropriately kind inappropriately insightful inappropriately appropriate
 

dinglebat
 

Another new name: Persiffany
 

I impatiate.
 

A new term for counselors and therapists: soul coach
 

New near-edgy insult: You dinglehead!!
 

Driving in a winter wonder(if-I'll-die)land.
 

A snappy comeback: Let's examine your zipper!
 

They say (with mystic overtones) the Eskimo has ten words for snow. They forget that we have ten words for digital camera memory.
 

symptomania
 

mindipulation
 

You cannot take the "lie" out of "believe."
 

New Words for New Times™: intimidatia
 

Let's keep the penis in happiness.
 

A small university is a puniversity.
 

dressed for sex-excess
 

A Not-all-that Useful Phrase: Habitart for Humanity
 

Why are people (at the airport) reading crap? Crap is interesting.
 

myth-illogical beings
 

I got zero-tolerance for zero-tolerance.
 

Socratease
 

New fun phrase: abso-fuckin'-silly
 

I want to live in mytopia.
 

carefreedom
 

A New Hipper than Hip™ term: He's "rockin' a onesie"
 

What is the appropriate word for people who have too many kids?
 

It's time to discover a new continent, a New America. It's time to create a New New Jersey.
 

an explosion of understanding: a grokatoa.
 

stupid words for stupid times™: inturdesting
 

Someone, sometwo (somany)
 

laugh-out-loud intelligent
 

I am in the Zone — I am cerebriated
 

the unsound bite.
 

New phrases for new times™: "I am as happy as Hell."
 

New phrases for new times™: "...but I triviate."
 

New Phrases for the New Man™: "I'm not going to worry my pretty little dick about it."
 

"Don't give me a soft time."
 

The opposite of The Dark Side? The Sunny Side
 

high-bandwish
 

answerstors
 

taking the balls by the horn.
 

We should not use the word "mankind." Instead we should use the word "manunkind."
 

New Curse-word: fuckadoodle!
 

amusement drugs
 

Your jokes are laughable!
 

Less than useful phrases: "To gay or not to gay."
 

"We're bending over and we're talking it like men."
 

faith-based violence | faith based intolerance | faith-based terrorism
 

a new orifices: your nuthole
 

What was the pre-computer word for multitasking?
 

the fantasy of the moment — the Zeit-mirage.
 

eworlding.
 

Death Vader
 

What is a non-pejorative, value free word for pornography? What about VTSN: visual taboos of a sexual nature?
 

Interneat!
 

American't
 

North Amiracle
 

"That is so old age."
 

bureaucrazy
 

happeness
 

suggestures
 

A whore's shoe is good luck.
 

MOFO: Museum of Fine Objects
 

mindfelt words
 

malapriapism
 

Sinéad O'Connor : Skinhéad O'Connor
 

You say tomorrow, and I say tomorrow. (Let's call the whole thing off.)
 

It should be spelled: freeeedom!
 

human(un)kind
 

food for anxiety.
 

something had gone terribly right
 

Some people believe that most slang comes from young, inner city kids. Not always. Tonight [January 26, 2004] I invent the phrase: "That is so fuck!"
 

after having had three wives, I am finally "spousebroken."
 

the Germans have a word for it: "pig-dog!"
 

Platonic sex
 

In your clit of clits
 

I love the name Shakespeare. Maybe I should call myself Wavegun.
 

Maybe people would like winter more if we changed the name of snow to syes.
 

A useful word: exuxoriphobia.